{"product_id":"buy-my-course-shirt-sweatshirt-hoodie-larping-course-seller-chad-money-funny","title":"BUY MY COURSE SHIRT\/SWEATSHIRT\/HOODIE  - larping, course seller, chad, money, funny","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e💰😂\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"BUY MY COURSE.\" – THE IRONIC ANTHEM FOR COURSE GURUS (AND THEIR VICTIMS)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e🤣\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003eBecause nothing says \"I’m a self-made millionaire\" like a shirt that begs for cash.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e📚\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE SLOGAN THAT MOCKS THE GAME\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold white text on black fabric: \"buy my course.\" – period. No hype, no \"secret hacks,\" just pure desperation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMinimalist design that screams \"I charge $997 for a Google Doc\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for when you want to say, \"I see through your pyramid scheme – and it’s hilarious\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e👕\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCOMFORTABLE ENOUGH FOR YOUR \"LAUNCH WEBINAR\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavy Cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e: Soft as your empty promises, durable enough for all those \"limited time\" offers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRelaxed Fit\u003c\/strong\u003e: Roomy for fake Rolexes, stylish enough for your Instagram \"hustle\" posts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTagless Neckline\u003c\/strong\u003e: No distractions when you’re explaining why your course is \"the only one you’ll ever need\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e🎁\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFOR THE FRIEND WHO SELLS DREAMS (OR SEES THROUGH THEM)\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\nKnow someone who:\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePosts \"I made $10k in 24 hours\" screenshots?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCalls themselves a \"serial entrepreneur\" but sells the same course twice?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThinks \"larping as a millionaire\" is a legitimate career?\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\nThis shirt says, \"I’m in on the joke – and it pays (nothing) dividends\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e💸\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHEN TO WEAR YOUR SARCASM\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Networking\" events (watch other gurus squirm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eZoom webinars (mute your mic and let the shirt do the talking)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrypto conferences (because nothing pairs better with NFTs than fake course hype)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAny day you want to mock the \"hustle culture\" while looking fly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e✅\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDETAILS THAT MATTER (TO YOUR BOTTOM LINE)\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFade-resistant print (so your grift stays bold through \"rebrands\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReinforced stitching (survives all those \"I’m too busy making money\" excuses)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing (grifting has no gender)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e💰\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMORE THAN A SHIRT – IT’S A BUSINESS MODEL\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\nThis isn’t clothing. It’s a masterclass in irony – and you’re already enrolled.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003eReady to sell out (without actually selling anything)? 😏\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"xicustom","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45381235998774,"sku":null,"price":28.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/0893\/2662\/files\/DM_20260417025712_001.jpg?v=1776409941","url":"https:\/\/www.xicustom.com\/products\/buy-my-course-shirt-sweatshirt-hoodie-larping-course-seller-chad-money-funny","provider":"xicustom","version":"1.0","type":"link"}