{"product_id":"i-will-put-you-in-the-trunk-and-help-people-look-for-t-shirt-crewneck-tropical-graphic-sweatshirt","title":"I Will Put You In The Trunk And Help People Look For T-Shirt Crewneck Tropical graphic sweatshirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e😈\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"I WILL PUT YOU IN A TRUNK AND HELP PEOPLE LOOK FOR YOU\" – FRIENDLY THREAT EDITION\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e✋\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003eFor the friend who thinks \"violent threats\" and \"inside jokes\" are the same thing.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e😂\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE ULTIMATE FRIENDSHIP TEST\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold white text:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I WILL PUT YOU IN A TRUNK AND HELP PEOPLE LOOK FOR YOU\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(in your best serious voice)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSubtle手写体:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Stop playing with me.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(because even threats need a little sass)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for confusing your mom, alarming your roommates, and making your bestie snort-laugh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e👕\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTWO WAYS TO THREATEN IN COMFORT\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e: Lightweight cotton for casual \"I’m joking… maybe\" days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrewneck Sweatshirt\u003c\/strong\u003e: Cozy for cool nights when you need to threaten in warmth\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eUnisex fit (sizes XS-XXL) – one size fits all chaos gremlins\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e🔥\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHEN TO DROP THE \"THREAT\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriend group hangouts (guaranteed to start a \"who can threaten better\" war)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBachelor\/bachelorette parties (nothing bonds a squad like fake abduction jokes)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFamily reunions (watch grandma clutch her pearls while you explain \"it’s just a meme\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnywhere you want to say, \"I love you, but don’t push me.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e☠️\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDETAILS THAT HURT (IN A GOOD WAY)\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft fabric that feels like a hug… with a side of intimidation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTagless label (no distractions during your dramatic threat deliveries)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFade-resistant print that stays sharp through washes (and apologies)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e🎁\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGIFT FOR THE FRIEND WHO HAS THIN SKIN (NOT)\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\nIdeal for:\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour ride-or-die who laughs at your darkest jokes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe coworker who needs a reminder to take a joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who thinks \"friendship isn’t real unless you threaten each other\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePro tip: Pair with a fake handcuff keychain for maximum \"I’m not kidding\" energy.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"xicustom","offers":[{"title":"Default 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