{"product_id":"im-friendly-but-my-wife-isnt-funny-warning-t-shirt-anniversary-marriage-husband-wife-hoodie-mens-gift-humor-saying-crewneck","title":"I'm Friendly But My Wife Isn't Funny Warning T-shirt, Anniversary Marriage Husband Wife Hoodie, Mens GIft Humor Saying Crewneck","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e💍😂\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"I'M FRIENDLY, BUT MY WIFE ISN'T\" – MARRIAGE, HUMOR, AND ROLLING PINS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e🤣\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003eBecause honesty in marriage is important… especially when it comes to who’s the \"fun police.\"\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e🔥\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE SLOGAN THAT SAYS IT ALL\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold white text: \"I'M FRIENDLY, BUT MY WIFE ISN'T\" – a warning label for your social life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHilarious thought bubble graphic: Angry emoji holding a rolling pin (we’ve all seen that look)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack fabric that makes the joke pop – like a marriage counselor with a sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e👕\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCOMFORTABLE ENOUGH FOR APOLOGIES\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e: Soft as your wife’s \"I’m not mad\" tone, durable enough for eye-rolls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRelaxed Fit\u003c\/strong\u003e: Roomy for hiding from said rolling pin, or just casual weekend wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTagless Neckline\u003c\/strong\u003e: No scratchy distractions when you’re explaining, \"Honey, it’s just a shirt!\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e🎁\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE PERFECT GIFT FOR THE HUSBAND WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\nKnow a guy who:\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRefers to his wife as \"the enforcer\"?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJokes about \"sleeping on the couch\" for minor offenses?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThinks marriage is 50% love, 50% survival?\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\nThis shirt says, \"I love my wife… but I also love being alive\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e🤣\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHEN TO WEAR YOUR WARNING LABEL\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul 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