{"product_id":"in-my-mind-im-still-24-but-my-back-is-55-my-knee-is-67-t-shirt-sweatshirt-hoodie","title":"In My Mind I'm Still 24 But My Back Is 55 My Knee Is 67 T-Shirt\/Sweatshirt\/Hoodie","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e🦆☕\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"IN MY MIND I'M 24, BUT MY BODY IS HAVING A DIFFERENT BIRTHDAY\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e😂\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003eFor anyone whose mind is 24, back is 55, knee is 67, and left hip? Let’s not talk about its birthday.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e🎂\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE AGE-DEFYING SLOGAN\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold white text on electric blue fabric: \"IN MY MIND I'M STILL 24 BUT MY BACK IS 55 MY KNEE IS 67 AND MY LEFT HIP TURNS 79 NEXT WEEK\" – because honesty about aging is hilarious\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuirky bird mascot: Party hat, coffee mug, and judgmental side-eye – the official spirit animal of \"adulting is hard\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for when you want to say, \"I’m not old – I’m just… chronologically gifted\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e👕\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCOMFORTABLE ENOUGH FOR YOUR ACHY JOINTS\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavy Cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e: Soft as your favorite memory foam pillow, durable enough for all those \"I’m fine\" moments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRelaxed Fit\u003c\/strong\u003e: Roomy for heating pads, stylish enough to still look cool at the grocery store\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e🎁\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFOR THE FRIEND WHO’S AGEING LIKE FINE WINE (WITH A FEW SCRATCHES)\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\nKnow someone who:\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGroans when standing up?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCalls coffee \"liquid ibuprofen\"?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClaims \"24 is just a state of mind\" while reaching for the heating pad?\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\nThis shirt says, \"I’m young at heart – and my body is revolting\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e😂\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHEN TO WEAR YOUR TRUTH\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrunch with friends (bond over joint pain and mimosas)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDoctor’s appointments (make the nurse laugh)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFamily gatherings (shut down the \"you don’t look a day over 30\" lies)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAny day you need to laugh at the absurdity of getting older\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e✅\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDETAILS THAT MATTER TO THE \"CHRONOLOGICALLY GIFTED\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFade-resistant print (so your age jokes stay bold through washes… and birthday candles)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReinforced stitching (survives all those \"oops, I sat down too hard\" moments)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing (aging has no gender)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e🦆\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMORE THAN A SHIRT – IT’S A MIDLIFE ANTHEM\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\nThis isn’t clothing. 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