🚽😂 "SORRY I'M LATE, I WAS POOPING" – THE ULTIMATE EXCUSE, NOW ON A SHIRT 🤣
Because "traffic" is so last season.
💩 THE SLOGAN THAT NEEDS NO EXPLANATION
- Bold white text on black fabric: "SORRY I'M LATE I WAS POOPING" – blunt, honest, and weirdly relatable
- No fancy graphics, no apologies – just the cold, hard truth we’ve all thought
- Perfect for when "I overslept" just isn’t funny enough
👕 COMFORTABLE ENOUGH FOR… WELL, YOU KNOW
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Relaxed Fit: Roomy for post-bathroom confidence, stylish enough for public outings
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Tagless Neckline: No scratchy distractions when you’re explaining your "delay"
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FOR THE FRIEND WHO’S ALWAYS "RUNNING LATE"
Know someone who:
- Shows up 20 minutes late to everything?
- Blames "bad luck" but we all know the real reason?
- Thinks "sorry I’m late" needs a memorable follow-up?
This shirt says, "I’m unapologetically human – and hilarious"
😂 WHEN TO WEAR YOUR TRUTH
- Work meetings (HR will love it)
- Brunch with friends (arrive fashionably late… with a reason)
- Dates (set the tone early: "I’m funny, not punctual")
- Any day you want to turn "oops" into "LOL"
✅ DETAILS THAT MATTER (EVEN IF YOUR TIMING DOESN’T)
- Fade-resistant print (so your excuse stays bold through washes… and late arrivals)
- Reinforced stitching (survives laughter fits and eye-rolls from punctual people)
- Unisex sizing (pooping knows no gender)
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MORE THAN A SHIRT – IT’S A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
This isn’t clothing. It’s a warning: "I prioritize my colon over your schedule – and that’s okay."
